Do you really care where Anna Nicole is buried? Or what Britney Spears does to her hair? Does anybody?

I've got some real news.

Here it is. Finally. An absolutely perfect dog poop scooper-upper. It's called a Mutt Mitt, and I discovered it in -- of all places -- Mexico!

It folds up to the size of a pillbox, but unfurled, it's big enough to cope with the output of any dog. I've draped one over a sleeping Bao, to give you an idea of its capacity.

It's quick, it's clean, it's light, it's cheap and you don't get your hands dirty.

Don't just take my word for it. You can get a free sample if you send them an email asking for one. The address is sample@ipimitts.com

I really love this product. I bet you will, too.